rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

tightvaginas:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

(via crystallized-teardrops)

expressions-of-nature:

Small Part of a Big World by: Jesse Attanasio

doncasturbate:

I CANT BELIEVE HARRY WENT TO THAT WEDDING WITH HIS WHOLE TITTY OUT HE OUT HERE

(via fuckderek)

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

(Source: s1aine, via fuckderek)

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

(via fuckderek)